Christopher and the Angry Bear

As life goes on, I realize that everyone learns things about themselves. I have come to realization that I have an angry bear that lives inside of me. This angry bear, let’s call him Henry, doesn’t make his presence known often. Henry only comes out when I am hungry and haven’t eaten in a while. Henry isn’t the smartest beast in the forest, but he knows what he wants and will not be distracted by meaningless tasks until he has eaten what he craves. Great question, humble reader : what does Henry like to eat? Henry will eat just about anything, as long as it doesn’t take more than 5-10 minutes to prepare and start enjoying. Does Henry also lurk in the shadows? No, Henry is not a ninja... He is how ever quite focused on eating. Does Henry like to be called Hank? What? What are you talking about!? Where’s my peanut butter sandwich?!

Well.. I better go. I need to feed Henry.